[Excuse you, an innocent little girl and a grandmother are gobbled up by a wolf. How is that not interesting? Holmes doesn't notice the look that's being shot his way. His attention is on the story now.]

-As she was going through the wood, she met with a wolf, who had a very great mind to eat her up, but he dared not, because of some woodcutters working nearby in the forest. He asked her where she was going. The poor child, who did not know that it was dangerous to stay and talk to a wolf, said to him, "I'm going to see my grandmother, and bring her a cake and a little pot of butter from my mother."

[Yes, he did do the little girl voice. You're welcome.]